Friday, January 30, 2009

Geckos shit on my walls at night

Then, my kids smear it around in the morning like finger paint.  I spotted one of the little effers recently, but I'll be damned if I'm lizard wrangling in my two hours of spare evening time.  I suppose you're thinking, why doesn't she clean the gecko shit off the walls in the morning.  That would be a solution.  Involving cleaning.  I prefer to chase my kids around with hand sanitizer and whine.

Last week, a friend told me that I really should do something more proactive, because geckos can carry salmonella.  Yeah, well, so can peanut butter.  Pass the Jiffy.

3 comments:

Marinka said...

I am speechless. I see a gecko trap in your future.

cw2smom said...

LMAO!!!!

Maura said...

That has to be the most unusual problem I've ever heard of! One has to wonder why they shit on the walls.