Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Get ready for daily emails from me.

Why can't my dog just learn to fucking talk already? She gives me her "I have to go out" whine and jumps around and generally gets in my face and then I have to get up from thinking about whining to the internet to open the door for her and she just stands there and looks at me. She's such an asshole.

Stimey

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Jean, a.k.a. Stimey, writes at Stimeyland, DC Metro Moms Blog, and Trusera.
She declutters at The Junk Pyramid and writes reviews at Things and Stuff Reviews.
Twitter: Stimey



3 comments:

ShallowGal said...

You know, almost everyday I wake up and my first thought is "Stimey's dog is such an asshole."

xoxo, SG

Marinka said...

What is wrong with her? And...um..how old is she?

Comedy Goddess said...

Talk to Marinka about how great cats can be.