Friday, January 30, 2009

I'm Over Oprah Like....Well, Like Oprah All Over A Ham

OK, what the FUCK is wrong with Oprah? Is that bitch never going to shut the hell up about how huge her ass is? If that goddamned mouthpiece cannot buy herself a skinny ass, it means it's just not gonna happen. When you have all the money in the world and you bitch and moan and whine about how fat your ass is, guess what? NO ONE CARES A FUCK. Even those whiney  no-lifers in the audience who think they can now "relate" to Oprah because she "shares" their problems. I say to you misguided wretches, "Bullshit." She can no more relate to your scuzzy little problems than Sarah Palin can relate to...well, the alphabet.

Jesus, woman...give us a real problem to deal with and shut UP about your fat ass....

4 comments:

ShallowGal said...

Extra points for the excellent Sarah Palin analogy.

The Panic Room said...

I get your grief, but I'm not sure Oprah would have been as popular if she didn't struggle somewhere in her life. It keeps her common ya know. Her fat ass is real. It makes her human, instead of the most powerful woman IN THE WORLD!

And I too want to high five you for the Palin jab.

Comedy Goddess said...

It's pretty stunning that someone who has had many programs about self acceptance, has had every great thinker or metaphysician on the subject personally counsel her, that she still won't accept herself. It's sad. The money thing is just inexplicable.

Anonymous said...

Hello. And Bye.