Thursday, January 29, 2009

Sweet Jesus, stop walking down the street, three abreast

with your arms linked like the fucking Rockettes. You are blocking the natural flow of traffic.

I know it's NYC and it's scary, but stop holding hands.


Everyday Goddess said...

And stop slamming your fucking baby stroller into the back of my legs. Get off your cell phone too! I shall have to give my unsolicited two cents worth if you don't.

Anonymous said...

A*f'ing*men to that. And while you're at it, stop walking three abreast at the airport or in the mall. And stop stopping to ponder the universe in every doorway that I'm trying to walk through.

And finally pull out that stupid bluetooth thing. You look like a tool.

Christy said...

Even worse, with your little hands free headset, you look like you wanna be Tom Cruise from Minority Report.