Welcome to Secret Spineless Whine!

Do you have a secret that you want to tell the world anonymously? Then go to the excellent Post Secret or Secret Tweet. We don’t need your kind here.

But if you have a spineless whine, well, make yourself at home!
What is a spineless whine? It’s a minor complaint that doesn’t quite reach the level of a secret and yet you suspect that if you shared it with your friends or colleagues, they would be annoyed. That’s where we come in.

Email your spineless whine to secretspineless.whine@blogger.com, anonymously or not, and it will post directly to Secret Spineless Whine. We will tweet some entries and mock others. Sometimes we will tweet and mock the very same entries. Which will give you more stuff to whine about.

Here are some questions that you may have, answered:

Q: I think I understand, and this is a brilliant idea, but how I can tell if what I have is more of a secret or a whine?
A: “I killed my aunt” is secretish.
“Brangelina are really annoying” is whinerish. Although I salute the sentiment.

Q: Why can’t I just whine to my friends, family, co-workers instead of posting here?
A: You can. But give them a link to this blog, in case, you know, they want to say something about you.

Q: Isn’t listening to people’s whines annoying?
A: Yes.

Q: Are you just making up these questions and then answering them?
A: Shouldn’t you know the answer to that one?

Any other questions?

We are still tinkering with this concept, so if you have any ideas/suggestions, please post them or email us at SecretSpineless@aol.com.

And then send in your whine to secretspineless.whine@blogger.com. We’ll provide the cheese.