Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Barbie

Why does Barbie wake up happy every morning the TV ad asks. Happy techy music plays. Barbie is posed through her new PINK house. Wall to wall pink house. Lots of pink. More than any self respecting girl can stomach. Which of course Barbie doesn't have. A stomach I mean. I am so tired of that Bitch.

5 comments:

Marinka said...

Because that pink house is wall to wall Xanax!

ShallowGal said...

If it makes you feel better, I heard Ken dumped her ass.

Comedy Goddess said...

What. Did Ken finally come out?

Kerry said...

They caught him in bed with GI Joe.

jennygirltherat said...

The Wall of Pink. Ever look down that aisle in the toy store? Scary. Like some weird cult. Finally, finally my girl is over Barbie, since she heard about the whole lawsuit thing with Bratz. She is furious with Barbie and now all her Barbies are maids for her Bratz, and you know those beyotches will keep her skinny ass in line. But that's a whole nother cult.