Saturday, February 14, 2009

Dancing Queen

This is a whine disguised as advice, so you single girlies out there take heed.  Marry a man who likes to dance.  Unless you are Holiness Pentecostal or maybe Southern Baptist and not allowed to dance.  And that's OK.  But if you like to dance, marry a man who does also.  He does not have to be a good dancer, he just has to be willing.

Signed,
Married to a Non-Dancer

4 comments:

ShallowGal said...

Or a Duggar. They aren't allowed to dance either. Although they are allowed to drink endless mountain dew and drive heavy machinery at age 5.

♥ Braja said...

Do people who reproduce so vehemently have time to dance?

MommyTime said...

This one hits so close to home I can taste it.

That comment makes no sense. But I'm leaving it anyway. Otherwise, I'll just end up repeating the exact same whine that was already written here.

jennygirltherat said...

Q: Why do Southern Baptists abstain from having sex standing up?
A: People might think they're dancing...