Saturday, February 14, 2009

Dancing Queen

This is a whine disguised as advice, so you single girlies out there take heed.  Marry a man who likes to dance.  Unless you are Holiness Pentecostal or maybe Southern Baptist and not allowed to dance.  And that's OK.  But if you like to dance, marry a man who does also.  He does not have to be a good dancer, he just has to be willing.

Signed,
Married to a Non-Dancer

4 comments:

ShallowGal said...

Or a Duggar. They aren't allowed to dance either. Although they are allowed to drink endless mountain dew and drive heavy machinery at age 5.

Braja said...

Do people who reproduce so vehemently have time to dance?

MommyTime said...

This one hits so close to home I can taste it.

That comment makes no sense. But I'm leaving it anyway. Otherwise, I'll just end up repeating the exact same whine that was already written here.

jennygirltherat said...

Q: Why do Southern Baptists abstain from having sex standing up?
A: People might think they're dancing...