Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Dear colleges I don't care about:

QUIT sending me pointless emails and postcards in the mail. I'm not going to your college. Why? Because half of you are out of my state and tuition costs are incredibly way too high for non-residents. I plan on attending a college in my OWN state. There's like, a $10,000 difference there in tuition. Idiots. Academy of Art Institute: LEAVE ME ALONE. All those religion-based universities? Same goes to you. I don't have anything against you, it's just those types of schools. . . . .scare me. You know, after watching Full Metal Jacket a few times, and watching that one scene where the fat guy gets beaten with soaps inside pillow cases, that's how I picture religious universities. I don't know why. . . .Anyway, please, go away. Leave my inbox alone and my mailbox empty from your nonsense. Your brochures are nice and colorful, but you're wasting paper since I just toss it in the garbage. 




p-huong said...

... wait until you start getting phone calls from them.

Marinka said...

hey, why not recycle!

SSW--we're green, too!

Jodi said...

Just wait until she graduates from that in-state college and the credit card offers start rolling in at the rate of 5-10 a week! Fun!

Unknown said...

recycling is good.