Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Dumbass

When I haven't eaten a damn carb in over a week and I lift my shirt to show you the difference in my muffin tops, don't grimace as if you're disgusted.  And when I suggest that I'm going to go try on my skinny jeans to see how close I am to fitting into them don't tell me it's a bad idea because you know I'll be disappointed.  Hello????  Can we have some ENCOURAGEMENT please??  And then if you ARE gonna be all stupid like that, don't act offended when I won't fuck you after I show you how good my ass looks in the skinny jeans that, by the way, fit perfectly now.  Geez.  After 16 years have you not learned anything???

4 comments:

WackyGrandma said...

wow, maybe you ought to leave Viagra adds lying carelessly about to let him know he's not perfect either.

Miss Grace said...

Wow.

dizzblnd said...

stupid men.. you would think they would have learned by now

grrl+dog said...

ha ha ha ha.. they should know that muffin tops are SERIOUS business.