Friday, February 27, 2009

Exlax?

I haven't pooed in five days.
I think my intestines are going to explode.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

girlfriend, you need a daily fiber supplement...that is seriously not so good for you...

acute_disaster said...

You and I are in the same boat.

Well, I was. I'm taking this medicine for Acid Reflux, and it constipates me.

I agree with anonymous, fiber is what you need.

I ate and giant bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats, and I'm good to go.
:)

Good luck.

Anonymous said...

I have reached the age where a daily stool softener is necessary. Sucks.