My teen has reached the stage of puberty where he'll eat the varnish off the kitchen table if I don't sling food at him fast enough. Send your crusts to me. It will help the grocery budget.
(I've spent $30 on apples and oranges just this week...)
I don't whine too much about uneaten crusts, because if the kids ate them, then I usually wouldn't have a bite to eat all day. I find that I'm starving by dinnertime because the only thing I've eaten all day is Diet Coke and bread crusts.
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My grandmother used to tell me the crust would make my hair curly. And I believed her. And ate the crusts. Huh.
I've started telling him he will eat it out of the trash if I catch him throwing it away again. And he believes me. As well he should. Muah-hahahaha
My teen has reached the stage of puberty where he'll eat the varnish off the kitchen table if I don't sling food at him fast enough. Send your crusts to me. It will help the grocery budget.
(I've spent $30 on apples and oranges just this week...)
I don't whine too much about uneaten crusts, because if the kids ate them, then I usually wouldn't have a bite to eat all day. I find that I'm starving by dinnertime because the only thing I've eaten all day is Diet Coke and bread crusts.
One of my kids is crust-free, the other isn't.
As I was reading this whine I was tearing the crust off of a piece of bread. I'm 24 and I still don't eat my crusts! =P
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