Friday, February 27, 2009

Fortune Cookie

I don't want to eat my fortune cookie because it looks very sharp and the shards will probably cut my gum or something. But I'm curious about the fortune. But then I'd have to either throw out the cookie, which is wasteful, or give it to someone else. And who wants a fortuneless fortune cookie?!

4 comments:

K.Line said...

They're designed that way so that you throw them out once you read the fortune. Or you can keep them in a bag like a crazy hoarder aka my child "in case you want the cookie part later".

anymommy said...

Oh, you poor deluded fortune cookie novices. The fortune will not come true unless you eat the entire, nasty, roof of mouth cutting cookie BEFORE even reading the fortune.

Chinese law. Truth.

CJG said...

Clearly the only alternative is to put the whole thing in your mouth and let it melt into a kind of sawdust meal. Then swallow. Problem solved.

Jodi said...

I lurrrrrve fortune cookies. The fortune is of secondary importance.