Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Friend

Dear Friend,
 
I like you.  I really do.  But when you get all bitchy and uppity about having to drink your wine out of a (gasp) plastic cup instead of a wine glass, you piss me off.  It was a casual get-together.  It was BYOW.  Next time bring your own wine glass and shut the hell up, mmkay?
 
 

2 comments:

CoftheU said...

Next time drink hers too. That way she'll be spared the "indignity" and you'll be spared HER. :)

Miss Em said...

Glasses?!? Where I come from, we just drink it straight out of the bottle ;)

Sorry your friend is such a snob and can't appreciate good company over good glassware.