Tuesday, February 3, 2009

GO AND GET ANOTHER BOYFRIEND

I need to get rid of my son’s girlfriend.

She has too many issues to mention.

I’m wondering if some personality disorders are contagious.

My son is not the man he used to be.

He used to smile a lot …

 

 

5 comments:

countrymouse said...

I was once so desperate to get rid of my daughter's boyfriend that I actually encouraged another of her friends (a guy who was totally in love with her and what I asked was so unfair to him) to manipulate her into being unfaithful to the boyfriend. True story.

I now have the pleasure of saying that she finally got rid of the boyfriend!

countrymouse said...

p.s. She didn't go for the whole cheating scheme. She just wised up and dumped that crap weasel's ass.

Jen said...

I have a friend who, I think, has the same girlfriend as your son. Help!

Maura said...

If you figure out a way to get rid of her that doesn't land you in jail, I hope you'll come back and share. I know some of us could really use that kind of advice!

Belle said...

Shit - I have out myself again.
I was thinking of giving her some bad seafood. That's not wrong is it?