Friday, February 27, 2009

The HELL...

When I Get NAKED and lay on a table there are a few things that should happen:

1.       I should be getting a massage

2.       Your hands should be WARM

3.       I should be getting a massage

I did not get naked, climb on a table, and pay decent money to have an 'ice cube' hand oil rub down.  Stop PETTING me and rub my fucking back. It's called a massage for a reason, it is not supposed to be some awkward hour where I wonder what the hell you are doing and get pissed that my back hurts more once it is over.

I wish I would have said I am not paying for this!

PS. Thanks for digging your finger nails into my shoulders…at least I could feel that.