Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Hey, Passive Aggressive Receptionist!

Every month, there are a few days when I take my purse with me to the bathroom. I know it must be alarming when I walk past your desk clutching in, but why do you have to say "how come you're taking that with you?" every single time?

If you can't figure it out on your own, I will help you: BECAUSE MY FUCKING TAMPON IS IN THERE.  And I  need to insert it.


8 comments:

cw2smom said...

The audacity!! I think you should say........"I am going to go snort my cocaine now! LOL! Seriously...that woman's an idiot and I really think you should what you really are going to do, loudly...with a look of ugly rage!

dizzblnd said...

wow... I can't believe people are so nosy and so dumb.. I think the above reply or even "shoot heroin" would keep her from asking ever again

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Someone actually asked a FEMALE about taking a purse to the ladies room? What planet are they on?

Maura said...

I take my purse into the bathroom with me all the time and I get so sick of people assuming it means I'm leaving the building.

If the same person did it all the time, like this idiot receptionist, I wouldn't be able to resist asking her back, "Why do you keep asking me that?" And then dress her down when she gives some lame answer back.

one little simitopian said...

Receptionist sounds like a nosey bitch.
Even if you didn't urgently need the feminine hygiene products, as if you are going to leave your purse, possibly full of cash/cards/other personal & confidential items by itself for theiving hands to grab!
A nosey bitch, and a dumbass.

MommyTime said...

Next time, I would walk by her desk with the tampon sticking out of the top of your purse just a little. Then, when she asks, hold the whole bag under her nose, give her a meaningful stare, and raise your eyebrows. That might shut her up. If not, at least you'll feel better.

jennygirltherat said...

Oh, come on -- have some fun with it! Bring something new each time and wave it at her as you walk by. Tampon, vibrator, butt plug, hypodermic needle....
You need to escalate.

Tales of the endless tether said...

You do realise that this receptionist is the same bitch that gossips because your period's late, telling everyone you're pregnant or worse still, menopausal.

Tell her its because you're really a man, and it makes you feel less self conscious going in to the ladies toilets if you have a purse with you!