Thursday, February 12, 2009

Hey, Starbucks!

So when I order a coffee, and you put it right next to the cash register, do you think that you could pass it to me at some point so that I don't have to do this boardinghouse reach and lunge across the sacred coffee addict/barrista barrier? See, I think that after serving 2,467,987 cups of coffee you'd figure this out, but apparently not.

1 comment:

ella said...

P.S. "room for cream" means a half inch to 3/4 inch. I'll continue to pour that extra coffee straight into the trash, so it would be in your best interest to quit that to-the-brim-shit.

P.S. #2 To the customer ahead of me in line: I'm only ordering a tall coffee (room for cream!). Have to grace to smile when I mock your "half-caff, non-fat, double, 1 and a half pumps of sugar-free vanilla syrup, no whip, mocha". You're ordering a freaking milkshake. Drink coffee and get out of my way.