I want heated toilet seats.
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Aww, but you have such a nice rosy glow!
So do I!!
I hate the toilet seat in the morning. I would have a cage fight with a cold toilet seat if I had enough strength to rip it from the damn floor.
LOL!
I just told my mom a few days ago I'd invent heated toilet seats.
It won't be long. . .
:)
um, heated toilet seats have already been invented, sorry.
Heated toilet seat that also DEODORIZES.
The only thing that would make this better is if it would self-lift and self-lower for all the lazy boys/men in my house.
Darn.
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