Sunday, February 8, 2009

If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow

Dear seven year old boys who are on an aparently endless sleepover at my house:

Yes, I know the "if it's yellow, let it mellow, it it's brown flush it down" rule. And it's a good one. But I'm sorry that no one taught you the next line, which is "if you're letting the yellow mellow, don't drop the motherfucking tube of toothpaste down the toilet and then call Marinka to get it out while laughing hysterically".

7 comments:

dizzblnd said...

BLECH! That's just nasty!

I see you got yourself a button! YAY! It is up on my page.

ShallowGal said...

For the record, I don't think you let the yellow mellow at someone else's house.

blognut said...

I don't think you let the yellow mellow anywhere.

Marinka said...

What's wrong with you people? We need to conserve energy! This is why we are all dependent on foreign oil.

Beth said...

I had a student drink from the toilet last week. Shouldn't he get a conservation award?

Jodi said...
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Jodi said...

I'm with you on the mellow yellow, Marinka. But it gives my husband the heaves. Which is one of the reasons I do it. But I agree with ShallowGal that the mellow yellow rule only applies at your own home, with pee that is genetically related to you.