Wednesday, February 4, 2009

It's a chest press.  It's not a Barcolounger.  If you're done with your set, get your fat ass off the machine.  If you have another set, then offer the guy standing in front of you the opportunity to work in.   This is the way gym etiquette works, you lunkhead.   Oh, and wipe your sweat off the damn machine.

3 comments:

Marinka said...

This is why it is safer to just sit at home with a tub of ice cream and watch "Rock of Love Bus".

Unless I can bring my tub 'o ice cream to the gym?

CJG said...

Marinka -- You may bring your tub of ice cream to the gym anytime. However, please 1) share and 2) Don't sit on an exercise machine when you eat it.

many thanks, the management

Maura said...

This is why I don't go to the gym. (That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.)