Friday, February 20, 2009

King of the Hill: you suck.

WHY is this show on the air? It sucks. Seriously. Hank is a douche, Peggy is an idiot, Bobby is a fruit. . . .this show just sucks.

Hank: QUIT going, "Baaaaahhhaaah," at every little fucking thing Bobby does. Accept the boy for all loving things that are holy. If he wants to play with puppets, let him. If he wants to eat that flower, let him. Quit being such a pompous tight ass. Propane isn't that great! It smells, and charcoal is 300% better for cookouts.

Peggy: THINK for one fucking second. You're always doing shit you think is awesome, but it's really not. And you're always in denial, you stupid dumbshit. Even though your husband doesn't know how to loosen up, listen to him every once in a while, huh? 

Bobby: Ohhh, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. There are just too many words for you.

And yeah, I know these are just cartoon characters, but they still suck. Worst. Characters. Ever.

The story lines are never interesting, nor are they funny. They're a waste of 30 minutes.

I'm going to go watch Family Guy now.

Peter Griffin may be an idiot, but he's a hell of a lot better than the propane lover.

Giggity giggity goo.

5 comments:

blognut said...

You CAN actually turn off the TV when it's playing something that offends you this much. Just sayin'.

KekeLynn said...

hahaha!!! I completely agree with this one!

acute_disaster said...

Haha. Are you reading my mind?
I hate KOTH too.

But I watch anyway, in hopes it might actually be funny. . .It never is.

Anna Lefler said...

Hold it right there.

King of the Hill rocks it.

Family Guy is toilet paper.

That's right. You heard me.

I'll be in my truck if you need me.

~ A.

Anonymous said...

i always wonder why they still show King of the Hill on Adult Swim. It's a wasted 30 minutes that could instead be a show they need to bring back (like Sealab 2021 or Space Ghost...)