Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Missed Connection: Tailgater from this Morning

Imagine my surprise seeing you sniffing my car's ass in the rearview mirror this morning like an Escalade in heat. I was flattered, believe me. So much so I couldn't help but slow down so we could spend a little more time together. When you flashed your lights at me, I knew you were the one. So I slowed even more. I was 10 mins late for work, but it was totally worth it.

Call me.


Anonymous said...

I think I just blew some Diet Pepsi out my nose on that one! I often tell my passengers in a calm voice "can you reach back that and pull that Escalade out of my ass". Excellent.

Anonymous said...


Delora said...

haha. I did that once, and it turned out the asshole behind me was a cop (couldn't tell; it was night and no street lights on the road I was on). At the next red light, he chewed me a riot act for not moving over when there's an aggressive driver behind me. Excuse me; but WHO was obeying the traffic laws? Fucker.

Anonymous said...

Favorite sticker:

You think this is slow,
You should see the speed limit.

Maura said...