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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Off with his head
Anyone have suggestions for a nice "sorry I fucked up" gift for throwing a coffee mug at your husband? Oops.
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17 comments:
Cooking his fav dinner is cliche but actually works for some.
What would I do? Thongs and a pair of stilletos. ;)
5 lbs of gummy bears.
I must say, I'd bark like a dog while wearing peanut butter pasties if my huster dangled some gummi bears in my face. I have a 3 lb. bag of Haribos in my pantry waiting on my attack. Mmm...gummis.
HOW ABOUT A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE THAT HE CAN USE TO TAPE OVER HIS MOUTH TO KEEP HIM FROM SAYING ANYTHING THAT WOULD CAUSE YOU TO THROW A COFFEE MUG AT HIM
oh crap I'm not yelling.. I just realized caps lock is on and I am to lazy to retype it
Blowjob.
Sorry, that's the only answer. Proof is here:
http://d3gkbha1s7sr56.cloudfront.net/someecards/filestorage/val_31.jpg
And Akilah, I recently purchased peanut butter pasties and quite honestly, they sucked. Not in a good way either.
Thanks for letting me know. ;)
how about a nut cup and a mouth guard??
I was going to say a new foam mug but I think MeadowLark nailed it.
If it didn't hit him, you are fine. That's the rule I live by. If it hit him...
You're supposed to apologize for that?!?
Did it break? If so it's easy - new coffee mug.
bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha
I am sorry, but if he did somethign to deserve having a coffee mug thrown at him, he shoudl apologize. Unless it was filled with hot coffee and the last of the creamer and you had no more creamer to make another cup. Then, if it was your coffee and he was that stupid, he owes you a gift.
hmph. men.
Tell him he can sleep with another woman?
And then, if he says yes!
throw a coffee mug at him :)
It was my mug, but empty. Favorite mug too. Shit. And it didn't hit him. My aim isn't good enough.
I'm late on this one, but Marinka has the right approach. Why would you be sorry? I'm sure he deserved it. However, if you do really feel the need to apologize and never have to hear about the incident again, I recommend Meadowlark's approach. This makes all things OK.
The other three from the set.
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