Thursday, February 26, 2009

Off with his head

Anyone have suggestions for a nice "sorry I fucked up" gift for throwing a coffee mug at your husband? Oops.



17 comments:

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Cooking his fav dinner is cliche but actually works for some.

What would I do? Thongs and a pair of stilletos. ;)

CJG said...

5 lbs of gummy bears.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

I must say, I'd bark like a dog while wearing peanut butter pasties if my huster dangled some gummi bears in my face. I have a 3 lb. bag of Haribos in my pantry waiting on my attack. Mmm...gummis.

dizzblnd said...

HOW ABOUT A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE THAT HE CAN USE TO TAPE OVER HIS MOUTH TO KEEP HIM FROM SAYING ANYTHING THAT WOULD CAUSE YOU TO THROW A COFFEE MUG AT HIM

oh crap I'm not yelling.. I just realized caps lock is on and I am to lazy to retype it

MeadowLark said...

Blowjob.

Sorry, that's the only answer. Proof is here:
http://d3gkbha1s7sr56.cloudfront.net/someecards/filestorage/val_31.jpg

And Akilah, I recently purchased peanut butter pasties and quite honestly, they sucked. Not in a good way either.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Thanks for letting me know. ;)

Anonymous said...

how about a nut cup and a mouth guard??

Maura said...

I was going to say a new foam mug but I think MeadowLark nailed it.

Issas Crazy World said...

If it didn't hit him, you are fine. That's the rule I live by. If it hit him...

Marinka said...

You're supposed to apologize for that?!?

That Girl said...

Did it break? If so it's easy - new coffee mug.

Anonymous said...

bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

michelle said...

I am sorry, but if he did somethign to deserve having a coffee mug thrown at him, he shoudl apologize. Unless it was filled with hot coffee and the last of the creamer and you had no more creamer to make another cup. Then, if it was your coffee and he was that stupid, he owes you a gift.
hmph. men.

The Panic Room said...

Tell him he can sleep with another woman?

And then, if he says yes!

throw a coffee mug at him :)

Anonymous said...

It was my mug, but empty. Favorite mug too. Shit. And it didn't hit him. My aim isn't good enough.

blognut said...

I'm late on this one, but Marinka has the right approach. Why would you be sorry? I'm sure he deserved it. However, if you do really feel the need to apologize and never have to hear about the incident again, I recommend Meadowlark's approach. This makes all things OK.

jennygirltherat said...

The other three from the set.