Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Oh how you taunt me

Oh liquor cabinet at work...how you taunt me daily...sitting there..meant for special occasions...days like this I need you in my life...my secret plot to empty the bottle of whiskey which sits there smirking at me was thwarted by my manager...don't think I won't be back to try again...
Days like this make liquid lunches almost mandatory.
Damn you manager for being so crafty and printing something so that you would catch me standing on a chair, gracefully reaching for that sweet brown bottle of goodness.
And damn you for asking what I was doing..to which I replied "grabbing some toner for the copier...which is not here...my bad"
Sigh.
Anonymous.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

liquor cabinet at WORK? where do i sign up?