Monday, February 9, 2009

Quit fishing for fucking compliments.

How dare you join us at lunch and say something like, "God, I don't think this shirt looks good on me." Then why did you fucking wear it? If you expect me to say something like, "Oh, it looks fine." You're wrong, bitch. Instead, like always, I sit there and hold back my anger towards you. Like today for instance, when you joined us, "Ugh, you know what?" you say, I don't reply, but the dumbass sitting next to me does. "What?" he asks, falling into your pit of patheticness. "I feel fat." I blink. Are you fucking kidding me? You're a popsicle stick. "Am I fat?" you then fucking ask. I want to punch you in the face and scream SHUT THE FUCK UP! Instead, I keep quiet and walk away. But I swear, if you fish for another fucking compliment tomorrow, you are going to be missing some teeth from that perfect little mouth of yours.


3 comments:

Marinka said...

The next time she says "I feel fat" tell her, "but you have such a nice smile." Please do it. And let us know!

acute_disaster said...

Lol.
Awesome.

Ruthie said...

Or tell her; "It's ok, curvy is in now!" (evil grin)