Sunday, February 22, 2009

Shut the fuck up.

For the people who have nothing better to say in comments: go fuck yourself.

It's our whine, and if you don't like it, fuck off.

I don't want to hear you bitch about my bitchiness.

And YOU: put the toilet seat down, for Christ's sake!

One of these days, I'm just going to super glue the seat to the toilet, so you'll have to learn how to pee like a girl does. Douche.

6 comments:

Marinka said...

hey, if you don't want to hear me bitch about my bitchiness, you know what you can do, right?

Rachel said...

If you don't like hearing people bitch, maybe you're reading the wrong blog?

Also, glueing the toilet seat down will only result in pee on the seat.

acute_disaster said...

Uh, have you seen what Steve Carell did in the 40-Year-Old Virgin when he sat down to poo, but peed as well?

Pee got everywhere, man.

Which is why guys don't sit to pee in the first place. Lol.

Hmmm. . .maybe try a different alternative other than gluing the toilet seat down. I mean, what if you suddenly had to spew?

You wouldn't want vomit to get all over the toilet seat. . .so you go to lift it up. . . but you remember, you super glued it. Darn.

Maura said...

Perhaps you should define something "better to say" for us?

You share the whine, you takes the comments. What's bitching to you may be mocking to me.

blognut said...

Hey! We promised to read, not to care!

Anonymous said...

Bitter, bitter.