Monday, February 16, 2009

Slow Learner

My husband gave me exercise equipment for Valentine's Day. Oh, come on. We've been married 12 years; he should know The Gift Rules.
(1) No kitchen appliances unless specifically requested.
(2) No cleaning items unless specifically requested. (Ummm...Dyson Ball would be OK.)
(3) Sexy lingerie is OK; whore-wear is not.
(4) Self-help books? No. I can find my way to Amazon or B & N if necessary.
(5) Tools or car items that he wants, disguised as "gifts," don't fool anyone and may result in no sex for days.

1 comment:

MommyTime said...

These are exactly the right rules. I hope you tell your husband you found this hilarious but true post on this funny blog about whines, and he should check it out!