Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Stinking Dog

My dog smells bad.  She needs a bath.  It is way easier to complain than to wash her, so I'm whining instead.  And why does the little dog stink but the big dog does not?  The big guy has 3x the bulk of the little one, therefore more fur, and he stays outside more.  So why does the little one smell like ass while the big one is odor neutral?  It does not make sense.  I'll ponder this.  While I'm not washing the stinky little dog.


Marinka said...

Can't you just get another, less stinky, dog?

Maura said...

Or just pay someone to wash the little one? Seriously, you have better things to do and it's totally worth the cost.

Christy said...

I have the same problem. The chihuahua smells like swamp ass 3 days after her bath, and the 30lb mutt remains odor free and non-oily for weeks. It defies logic.