Wednesday, February 18, 2009

That stinks!

Dear Co-workers -
I am SO sorry.  I keep popping off these tiny farts.  They aren't big or noisy but OMG do they stink.  I have no idea what I've eaten that is causing this.  Could you please keep feet away from me until the green cloud clears? 
With Deepest Apologies,
The Stinker


*Akilah Sakai* said...

Oh, the 'silent, but deadly' ones that'll melt mucous membranes.

Ouch! Hope your sour stomach feels better soon. At least you're apologetic.

Marinka said...

Maybe you should go home and rest there?

Anonymous said...

Is this my husband writing? He tells me this same thing over the phone on like a weekly basis. LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Anonymous said...

look into celiac disease or gluten intolerance.

I had the same problem before I figured out that gluten was the problem.

Gluten free is really easy to do nowadays.

Check out the boards at if it sounds like it might be the problem. Great group of people there.