Dear Co-workers -
I am SO sorry. I keep popping off these tiny farts. They aren't big or noisy but OMG do they stink. I have no idea what I've eaten that is causing this. Could you please keep feet away from me until the green cloud clears?
With Deepest Apologies,
The Stinker
4 comments:
Oh, the 'silent, but deadly' ones that'll melt mucous membranes.
Ouch! Hope your sour stomach feels better soon. At least you're apologetic.
Maybe you should go home and rest there?
Is this my husband writing? He tells me this same thing over the phone on like a weekly basis. LOSE WEIGHT!!!
look into celiac disease or gluten intolerance.
I had the same problem before I figured out that gluten was the problem.
Gluten free is really easy to do nowadays.
Check out the boards at www.celiac.com if it sounds like it might be the problem. Great group of people there.
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