Saturday, February 14, 2009

That's the Brakes

Hey, I am going the customary five miles over the speed limit.  So if you come roaring up behind me and flash your lights, I am going to casually take my foot off the gas.

4 comments:

blognut said...

And then I'm going to run right over you, you Damn Speedbump! Why? Because that's how I roll!

Anonymous said...

Fav bumper sticker: If you think I'm going slowly, you should see the speed limit

HA.

Miss Em said...

Next time, after you slow down for a while, when the asshole finally passes you, just look that direction, smile, and wave flirtatiously. So much more effective than flipping the bird, and it feels great!

jennygirltherat said...

I wish I could remember which comedian said this, coz its a keeper: "Ever notice how anyone who drives slower than you is a moron, but everyone who drives faster is a maniac?"