Hey, I am going the customary five miles over the speed limit. So if you come roaring up behind me and flash your lights, I am going to casually take my foot off the gas.
Next time, after you slow down for a while, when the asshole finally passes you, just look that direction, smile, and wave flirtatiously. So much more effective than flipping the bird, and it feels great!
I wish I could remember which comedian said this, coz its a keeper: "Ever notice how anyone who drives slower than you is a moron, but everyone who drives faster is a maniac?"
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And then I'm going to run right over you, you Damn Speedbump! Why? Because that's how I roll!
Fav bumper sticker: If you think I'm going slowly, you should see the speed limit
HA.
Next time, after you slow down for a while, when the asshole finally passes you, just look that direction, smile, and wave flirtatiously. So much more effective than flipping the bird, and it feels great!
I wish I could remember which comedian said this, coz its a keeper: "Ever notice how anyone who drives slower than you is a moron, but everyone who drives faster is a maniac?"
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