Friday, February 13, 2009

there are too many things wrong with you to mention here...

First of all what kind of shitty Daycare do you use that closes down on a random Friday with a days notice? If it's not a "random" closing it's that they are too full for your kid, something smells here and it's not the curry we had for dinner last night either.

You've shown time and time again that you have no concept of time, which is why I told you I can't watch your kids. Well, that and I don't like you or your other snotty 9 year old jerk of a son who walks into my place drops his shit everywhere and raids my daughters snack supply while complaining about the crappy snack choices that I never offered him in the first place. Well, that and the fact that when I offered to look after your kid I meant for an hour here or there while
you tried to find a job. I felt sorry for you because you're a single mom and you always acted and talked like you had no family near by to help out. Then you let slip that you have a grown daughter who lives nearby, and family within an hour of here. None of whom ever seem to
show up. I soon realized that they'd gotten sick of your taking advantage of them and probably cut you off too. Really I can see why, all that comes out of your mouth is negative slop. By the way I love that you take your eldest out into the foyer of the building to discipline him. I'm sure that telling him loudly that he's a screw up in a place that all the neighbors can hear is a great way to teach him. When you dropped your kid off last time for the hour that turned into
5 (with a short interlude of you returning to breast feed and leaving again for another hour that turned into two) all the while talking so much that I couldn't get a word in edgewise because every time I opened my mouth you talked right over me, I told you and myself that, that was that. You are an obnoxious user and I am an idiot for saying yes one more time. I won't even get into the fact that you never offered to reciprocate or seemed thankful that I'd done anything for
you.

Even though you said you'd let me know if you needed me by 7 last night. When you didn't show up at my door at 7 or 7:30 I knew it would only be a matter of time before you knocked at because 9:30 at night is really an appropriate time to drag your one year old out to tell me
that your other babysitter crapped out on you and that you'd drop your kid off at 7:30 the next morning. Then this morning when 7:30 rolled around (and I was up because I set the alarm clock just in case my daughter slept in after another rough teething night) there was no sign of you (or a phone call might I add) I knew it was only a matter of time before you knocked on the door to tell me all sorts of inappropriate things about your breast milk and your kids pee.

I realize that it's my own damn fault for caving and saying yes when you cornered me in the hall and slapped me with your latest sob story. I said I'd look after your kid because it's not the one year olds fault that you're so awful.

Now make sure you get back here to pick up your kid and his obscenely full (because of breast milk) diapers before 1 because I am not going to be gracious about it if you are late this time. Thank God that once I move, I won't have to worry about you ambushing me in the hallway
anymore.

2 comments:

Marinka said...

I hope that you are charging her through the nose.

K.Line said...

Wow - that woman is toxic. I'm with Marinka on this one.