Thursday, February 19, 2009

To my 'oldest' 'friend'

Why do you respond to private messages as comments on my profile? What the hell? Why would I want to publish your letter to me as a public comment? What makes you think I want the tail end of a conversation posted up there? Especially since you had to go to the effort of switching over to the comment form instead of just hitting the damn "reply" button. Is it that important for you that people see we have contact with each other? I am so sick and tired of you using our friendship as a way to make yourself look less pathetic. It doesn't work, and then people wonder why the hell you can't shut up about me when it's pretty clear I'm not THAT wonderful. How about you just BECOME LESS PATHETIC. Also, stop adopting cats and get a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend, I don't care. Actually, go with the girlfriend, so we can all stop listening to your 'subtle' comments about how being gay is 'so totally ok' with you and "what would you say if I told you I was gay?". Admit it already; everyone knows and no one cares. We just want you to stop whining. Or at least pick a new topic to whine about. Something that isn't about how much of a victim you are. Thanks. And stop leaving actual messages as comments. I've never published them, and I never will. Catch on already. Oh, and while I'm here, stop asking my parents for money. They aren't your parents. Back the F off. They have enough problems.


3 comments:

Braja said...

Someone needs to redefine friend. This is a freakin' soap opera and I want NAMES.

Anonymous said...

It's a matter of 8 years of history, almost a 'member of the family' deal; if I cut her off completely I would never hear the end of it from my parents, because the poor thing is so hurt. Which yes, she would be. I don't want to hurt her. I just want her to live her own life already.

Anonymous said...

i hate my "best friend"
alot. 14 years later. i still hate her.
she brags, puts me down, gloats and gloats about her love life, calls me a slut when shes surpassed me by about 15...
why am i friends with her?
same reason as you.
and cuz its been 14 years. sigh.
i ranted..sorry.
i feel you.