Friday, February 13, 2009

To my oral surgeon:

Seeing as how you're the only oral surgeon I know, and my dentist referred me to you, I sure would appreciate it if you would answer the phone. Because my decaying wisdom tooth is really starting to hurt and I'd like to make an appointment to yank it the fuck out.


1 comment:

ShallowGal said...

SSW prescribes a shot of vodka and a night of trashy television.