Monday, February 23, 2009

To Whom It May Concern 2/23

To Whom It May Concern,

Yes, they are all mine. Thank you, I think they are beautiful, too. Yes, I have my hands full. Yes, I do have my helpers with me today, I'm so glad you noticed. She's a girl, too, see the pink blankie there and the bow in her hair? Thank you for the compliment, it made my day, and it helps to reinforce their good behavior. Could you please stop staring and smiling at us now? It's freaking me out a little. Well, I don't think it's any business of your's, but no, we probably won't be having more. But you asking that way makes me want to. Out of spite. Don't think I wouldn't create life for spite. To be fair, it's only four children. Stop treating us like we're a freak show. I appreciate your kind words, and I'm sure you are proud of your grandchildren, but if you'll move your cart and excuse us please, I just want to grab my family-size frozen lasagne and get my brood the hell out of this store.

With gratitude,


Sandi said...

I hear you loud and clear!

p-huong said...

Tell her to go suck it.

CSY said...

OMG!!!! I have given birth to 3 and have 2 step sons...when people ask how many kids I have and I say 5, why do they look at me like I've grown a 2nd head? People need to mind their own freaking business about how many children have come from my womb. Sorry - didn't mean to rant.