Friday, February 13, 2009

VD Whine from a spoiled gf

I am completely spineless and overly spoiled to be annoyed that Boyfriend is going away today for a college audition at Ithaca. Boyfriend won't be back until I have to go to work tomorrow (yes, on VD...one of the busiest days of the year at the restaurant). I should be glad that we work in the same place and, unlike some of my fellow employees, I am seeing him at all on VD. I should be glad that he is ambitious and is auditioning for a stellar college (but he already got into Berkleeeee wahhhhh).

I don't like VD anyway. It's too commercial and too pink. So why am I upset that I won't be doing the traditional candlelit-dinner-with-roses gig?

Darn him for having to promise he would get me a kitten for VD. So now I have expectations. And since he is going away, when the hell am I going to go pick out a cat with him? God knows he's going to be fooled by all the cuteness and fluff and pick me out something adorable but pain-in-the-ass.

I need to be beaten over the head with a rolling pin for being so spoiled and needy.

Wahhhh

-Sincerelyselfish

2 comments:

Marinka said...

A kitten! I smell a whole new slew of whines around the corner!

Maura said...

The first step is admitting you have a problem.