Sunday, February 22, 2009

What would Freud say?

Whenever I enter a room, my husband leaves within five minutes.  He thinks I'm making it up.  I'll start recording the incidents in an Excel spreadsheet and make a bar graph.  Data impresses him.  Maybe he'll stay seven minutes.

4 comments:

Marinka said...

Does he leave to get a cigar?

CJG said...

Have you tried following him room to room? With your spreadsheet?

Comedy Goddess said...

Don't ask Herr Doktor Freud. I have read that Herr Freud was never very available to Frau Freud. He kept to his own room.

cw2smom said...

Since I am a recent graduate of He's Just NOT that into YOU Academy...I'd say, he's just not that in to you. And...that's pretty shitty, especially if you are married. GAWD! Sending a prayer your way!