Monday, February 9, 2009

Whine Time

Kids, you are almost 18 and 16. Put the effing dishes in the dishwasher, fill out your effing scholarship forms that are due on Friday, throw away the effing remains of your dinner in the garbage and see whine #1, stop going effing Sybil on me 100 times a day-I'm old and tired and sick of teenagers.
Singed, your effing loving Mother.
PS, wash your own effing clothes-I'm tired of being blamed for shrinking your Aeropostle pants. Don't put them in the laundry room if you don't really want them washed..

3 comments:

grrl+dog said...

I think there must be an echo here...I just said that this afternoon. Exactly those words.

J and Z said...

HA!~ i KNEW i wasn't the only one....

yeesh....kids

SSauer said...

And use effing spell check or the effing dictionary when you fill out the scholarship forms for the love of God!