Friday, February 6, 2009

why me whine

Isn't it written somewhere that one of the perks of being a woman is that you DON'T have to deal with nipple hair?

Three years of growing out my bangs and I still can't tuck them behind my ears. Yet I have two Chia Pets growing under my shirt.

That's crap.

Anonymous? Oh, hell yeah.

4 comments:

Rachel said...

Anonymous, you could always enter your nipples in my hairy parts contest. You'd still have hairy nipples, but at least you might have a prize, too.

http://visittheharrisfamily.blogspot.com/2009/01/hair-of-blog-09.html

Marinka said...

That's nice, Rachel. Invite her to be a centerfold. What kind of a mommy blogger are you?

Anonymous said...

Rachel...you have ignited my competitive fire. If I had known that somewhere in the universe, my nipple hairs would equal prizes, I wouldn't have gone on that tweezing rampage last night.

Hairy nipples = cash cow!

Jodi said...

My stepmom actually had electrolysis on her nipple wigs.