p.s. Unless I miscounted. I suck at math. (Ok, that's four. oh-five. Six. Seven? Wait, does a sentence have to have a verb to count as a sentence? Who makes up these rules, anyway? If there's one thing that I hate, it's rules. From the beginning of time, we've been governed by rules I mean, what's wrong with anarchy anyway? Call me Ishmael..)
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That was six sentences. Better?
p.s. Unless I miscounted. I suck at math. (Ok, that's four. oh-five. Six. Seven? Wait, does a sentence have to have a verb to count as a sentence? Who makes up these rules, anyway? If there's one thing that I hate, it's rules. From the beginning of time, we've been governed by rules I mean, what's wrong with anarchy anyway? Call me Ishmael..)
Marinka.
Shutup.
:)
You know you wrote that...
Could you elaborate? I'm afraid that wasn't clear.
Okay.
Now my feelings are hurt.
(two sentences. short. sweet. to the point. over. done. out.)
My leg is propped up on a pillow because my vericose vein is acting up and I have to wait until Monday for my doctor's appointment. How's that?
1)My life is a mess. 2)Perhaps if I lived in Leningrad everything would be fine and I would be really writing not whining.
Please tell me SSW is not going to get all lengthist on us now. I am genetically incapable of writing short. But I do try to curb myself here.
When I can.
A fine whine needs a lot of space to breathe.
Calling Grammar Guru SSWhiner... where are you? How many (complete?) sentences are in this post?
Pfffttt.
Screw that.
I'll type it however long I want it to be.
:)
I have to agree. There is a fine whine line -- the line between whine and diatribe.
there's a fine line between a whining diatribe and a thesis in triplicate! hehehehehehe!
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