Saturday, February 21, 2009

Yo! Whiners!

Yes. I mean YOU. One sentence. Maybe two. Please.
You're WHINING not writing freakin' War and Peace. *sheesh*

12 comments:

Marinka said...

That was six sentences. Better?

p.s. Unless I miscounted. I suck at math. (Ok, that's four. oh-five. Six. Seven? Wait, does a sentence have to have a verb to count as a sentence? Who makes up these rules, anyway? If there's one thing that I hate, it's rules. From the beginning of time, we've been governed by rules I mean, what's wrong with anarchy anyway? Call me Ishmael..)

Braja said...

Marinka.
Shutup.
:)
You know you wrote that...

jennygirltherat said...

Could you elaborate? I'm afraid that wasn't clear.

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Okay.

Now my feelings are hurt.

(two sentences. short. sweet. to the point. over. done. out.)

Pyrs said...

My leg is propped up on a pillow because my vericose vein is acting up and I have to wait until Monday for my doctor's appointment. How's that?

Ana said...

1)My life is a mess. 2)Perhaps if I lived in Leningrad everything would be fine and I would be really writing not whining.

MommyTime said...

Please tell me SSW is not going to get all lengthist on us now. I am genetically incapable of writing short. But I do try to curb myself here.

When I can.

Comedy Goddess said...

A fine whine needs a lot of space to breathe.

p.huong said...

Calling Grammar Guru SSWhiner... where are you? How many (complete?) sentences are in this post?

acute_disaster said...

Pfffttt.

Screw that.

I'll type it however long I want it to be.

:)

Maura said...

I have to agree. There is a fine whine line -- the line between whine and diatribe.

Ruthie said...

there's a fine line between a whining diatribe and a thesis in triplicate! hehehehehehe!