Tuesday, February 17, 2009

You know what annoys me? 
 
Mommy Bloggers who blog about how perfect their life is, that's what.  How they keep their homes so clean and organized and exquisitely decorated.  And how YOU, TOO, can be just like them (weren't you just DYING to know how?).  Or their perfect, home-cooked gourmet meals prepared in their granite and stainless-steel kitchens and served in their spotless dining rooms.  To a family that doesn't complain or act like they suspect they're being poisoned.  Or their professional-quality photographs of their perfectly dressed and smiling children taken in their park-like acre of a backyard.  In their free time
 
I don't know why I keep reading them, other than I must be a glutton for punishment.  Or I just want an excuse to whine.

7 comments:

Marinka said...

How is it that I've avoided mommy bloggers like this? Oh, I know. I think it's because my eyes instantly glaze over and I lose consciousness.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

So they'd kick my ass for serving my kiddies Hot Pockets, huh?

Sandi said...

I love Hot Pockets too! That IS gourmet in this house! Thanks Akilah for the dinner idea. Now if I can find the microwave under the shit that's on my counter, I will be set!

Issas Crazy World said...

Somehow I think those ones are just robot bloggers.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Sandi,

LOL! Your welcome.

Ann's Rants said...

I know you people are talking about me, and I wish you'd just stop it already. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to iron my linens.

CSY said...

The 'perfect mommy' bloggers...in my opinion, they're like that Stepford Mommies or something. i enjoy my cluttered house...kind of, but when I REALLY clean it I can't find the damn remote!