Friday, March 27, 2009

1-800-CRATENOW

Dear Dog,
 
Quit coming in several times in the middle of the night to flail your body against the bed. Yes, I know you're not built for jumping or much else. But if you throw yourself at the bed again tonight repeatedly to get up, I might have to set you up in a nice little bungalow I like to call the Crate Cabana. No, I will not reach over to drag you up on the bed repeatedly, as we tried that and you just leave as soon as you see the top of the bed. Why is it you can get down in a flash, but not back up....
 
 
 

4 comments:

WackyGrandma said...

I got a laugh out of this. Our dog throws herself against the bed for attention or if she wants out. She also makes old-manish sounding grumbling noises while doing it.

michelle said...

Just be glad the damn dog doesn't come in your room to fart, then leave, like mone does.

and hubs and I blame each other and argue over it.

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

How about a nice stool for him to get up with?!! :D

Anonymous said...

I actually bought one of those damn doggy steps. He is AFRAID of it! He also starts to cry if you don't help him up after numerous bed slams.