Monday, March 30, 2009

Ahem...

Just so you know, every day that you choose to further neglect our friendship diminishes the quality of your bachelorette party. Right now we are down to two party hats and half a six pack of Wine coolers, sitting in the basement watching the TV with rabbit ears that only gets three channels. (Half a six pack because I will have already drunk the other three so I can put up with your stupid ass for an hour without killing you)

2 comments:

ShallowGal said...

What flavor wine coolers?

Anonymous said...

They were strawberry, and they were delicious. I drank them all, there may not be a party after all.