Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Bra Adjustment Day

It's weird how in many workplaces you get vacation days, and personal days and sick days, but no Bra Adjustment days. Because after I buy a bra, even if I *think* that the straps are perfectly adjusted, I spend the day adjusting them. And it's hard to get other stuff done.

6 comments:

TeacherMommy said...

Oooh, you're right. They should at least provide a special room for Clothing Malfunction Adjustments. It could be next to the Breast Pumping room!

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter how much money I spend, they never, ever fit right. The girls are either sliding under, poppin' out, or smooshed. Dagnamit. I need a bra adjustment day.

Andy said...

The things women worry about that I do not understand...

Robin said...

Maybe workplaces should start hosting fitting sessions. You know, have one of those 70 year old women who instruct you where to "place your bosom" in order to fit you perfectly. Voila. Problem solved.

Of course, the bra you end up with may be ugly and restrictive, but hey, the straps don't need adjustment! And you'll get to feel like you're living in 1955 for day (now I'm starting to think that this could be combined with a wardrobe theme day...whaddya think?)

Let's face it. Women just don't know how to fit themselves, and stores where salespeople act like we're bothering them (not that we'd WANT them helping us with this) don't help.

Clearly, a revolt is needed.

Ann's Rants said...

The worst is when you realize the straps are tangled below the adjuster, and you can't fix it yourself without completely disrobing.

Oh, the tyranny.

Maelstrom? Are you here too? Can you edit this comment for me?

Maura said...

You just made me adjust my bra. Thanks for that.