Friday, March 20, 2009

Dear Co-Workers,
Your inability to figure out how to do your job is annoying.  It is. 
Your inability to figure out how to use our computer system is even more annoying.  Don't make me hurt you.
It is not an IT issue if you cannot figure out how to run a merge command in Microsoft Word.  It is a YOU problem.  Go to training.  That's why we have it.
If you interrupt me one more time today, they will never find your body. 
Thank you,
The Bitch in the Corner Office
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is so true!

My mother warned me when I got married, "Don't do anything once you don't want to do for the rest of your life". I had no idea how well that mapped to office life.

Seriously, F1 for help.