Friday, March 13, 2009


Hey you out there! There are a lot of smart people in the universe. Can't somebody invent SUGAR-FREE no calorie alcohol please? I had to skip dinner the past 685 days in order to have a couple glasses of wine in the evening and still stay under my calorie total for the day. I'm getting hungry! And I really don't want to hear that it is technically impossible. Just do it! Someone is going to be a billionaire with this invention thanks to my great idea. YOU ARE WELCOME.


Unknown said...

I am off to creat this amazing product now.. I might give you a little cut of the profits... sigh too bad you are anonymous and can never prove who you are when I don't follow through on this empty promise. BBUWAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHA

WackyGrandma said...

OMG!! I have been trying to perfect this product for years. The solution is always right there, on the verge of just bursting right out when suddenly the 6 or 8 or 12 beers (oh hell, who's counting?) suddenly sneak up on me and snatch away the thoughts as if they never existed.

Marinka said...

I can't believe that you gave us that idea for free. I'll get right on it.