Dear IT Dept...

Please come look at my desk, please.  'Cause of your brilliant idea to convert to some new software that behooves you, I have a desk that looks like a depository for a ...shredder?  That's where I'm headed.  Someone also suggested a machete to get through it all.  I think a match'll do it.  Jes sayin'...

 

Desktopless in Atlanta