Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear Sperm Donor...

When I have to go to a meeting or -- crazy, I know -- the grocery store, thank you for offering to "help" by "watching the kids."  So kind of you, considering that you are their FATHER.
 
P.S. - When I come home please don't greet me with a huge grin and announce, "I washed the dishes!" because you rinsed out your coffee cup.
 
P.P.S. - Picking through the laundry and washing only your clothes is not "doing the laundry."  Especially when you wash only a half load of YOUR clothes.
 
 

1 comment:

Tales of the endless tether said...

Argh! I'd have been so tempted to do the FryingPan/head thing!!!

Having said that, I fully understand and sympathise!

He's an ass!