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I wish my eyeliner and my lipliner were not in such similar packaging. I also wish my reaction time was faster.
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4 comments:
I wish you had a camera and we'd have a Wordless Whine submission.
Been there, done that.... People don't realize how hard it is to get lipliner off your eye!
Umm...yeah...well my stepdaughter reached into her purse for her eyedrops (infection) and grabbed FINGERNAIL GLUE instead.
Oh, yes, an ambulance and the ER were necessary. And morphine. And scissors to cut off her eyelashes. And a scalpel to cut apart her eyelids.
The ol' lip liner on the eye doesn't seem so bad now, does it?
Just another reason for me NOT to wear make up, besides the fact that I seam to smear it all over my face instead of wearing it right. I rub my eyes alot when I have make up on...I know, I'm weird.
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