Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I'm out, you suck

Just for your information, in a friendship, it is generally considered polite and the mark of a good friendship to say...call the other person from time to time. I can count on one hand the number of times you have contacted me in any way (phone, email, a freaking poke of facebook) over the past year and a half. We once went 8 months without speaking. The reason? I stopped calling you. I just wanted to see how long it would take you to call me. 8 months? Seriously??? WTF? If you hadent gotten engated to that complete asshole we may never have spoken again. And somehow you still want to be my best friend and expect me to be in your wedding. I dont freaking think so. Your fiance is an asshole to me, you have completely neglected our friendship for at least the past 5 years. I will be in your horrible travesty of a wedding since I have already purchased the dress. I will even consider being there when you get divorced in 3 years. I'm sure thats the next time I will hear from you after your wedding since you only call me when you need something. But rest assured that I will be out of town the weekend of your shower and I'm considering having the flu the night of your bachelorette party. If you expect me to do one more damn thing for your wedding you can contact me. I'm not calling you anymore with advice, or to listen to you bitch about your fiance (whom apparently you hate) I'm going to do for your wedding exactly what you did for mine...which was a whole lot of nothing. Other than that dear friend, I'm out, I'm done. Perhaps you can get your new asshole husband to treat you better and maybe that cheating whore that you like so much will be your new best friend. Our friendship has withered on the vine and it all your fault. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain. Why do "friends" do this? I'm about ready to fire a friend that invites her boyfriend to every girl-night we have.

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Relationship is definitely a 2 way street.

The Family said...

Glad to know Imnot the only one who gets sick and tired of my friends as well..if you could call them that.

Anonymous said...

Wow, spoken straight from my heart. This is the same thing that my bestfriend and I have been going through since college 7 years ago. She even has a baby the same age as mine and yet, we don't have play dates. The girls have only meet once but she keeps talking like they are going to be the best of friends... HOW!?!?

Anonymous said...

Glad I'm not alone.