Tuesday, March 17, 2009

McWhine

YOU ARE NOT IRISH!
You have never been to Ireland. You don't even know anyone who has ever been to Ireland.
The fact that your mother's maiden was vaguely Scottish-sounding, and that you like to eat corned beef and that you are a functional alcoholic does not mean you are actually Irish. So, give it up already!

4 comments:

Marinka said...

Aye, lass..

(I may have "Irish" and "pirate" confused.)

Anonymous said...

SERIOUSLY... I thought in America St. Patricks Day was for everyone. Where we all got to be a little irish?? well .. slap the Guiness out of my hand and I guess i should stop saying "top o' the mornin" to everyone. SHIT!

Maura said...

Wow. Here, have a beer and you'll feel better. If not, repeat it half dozen times or so.

Anonymous said...

i made my kids t-shirts with a shamrock filled with the mexican flag colors, and the word "McXican" written below in celtic-looking font. everyone's irish on march 17th!